Ok, here’s my list of Celebrities I’d Fuck

In no particular order (because, you know, how can you choose?), and off the top of my head (ten more will jump on this list in my head as soon as I click ‘publish’):

Salma Hayek, Lindsay Lohan, Monica Bellucci, Cynthia Ettinger (Rita Sue on Carnivale), Alison Hannigan (This one time, in band camp. Need I say any more?), Chloe Sevigny, Christina Aguilera (I pretend to be sorry for this one), Heather Locklear (I’ve actually met her and you know, she’s still fucking yummy), Queen Latifah, Emily Browning, Keira Knightley.

Even though I can’t quite order them all, Hayek, Lohan and Browning are pretty much in a dead heat for first. Actually, why not all at once? Hmmm…

Your Turn, Kids!

(Yeah I know that’s eleven. I just remembered Keira. I love her…)

Tim Goodman of SFGate talks about his “Top 10 Celebrity (Can’t Print This Word) List“. By which he means, of course, Top 10 Celebrity FUCK List. Tim, if you can’t say it…

A lot of the article above is about Jennifer Garner, who I have to say does very little for me aside from a casual I’d hit it. She’s ok. Cute, but not particularly memorable for me. But I figured, if Goodman’s coming out with his top ten, there’s a good blog game.

Here’s Tim Goodman’s list:

1. Audrey Tautou. 2. Halle Berry. 3. Salma Hayek. 4. Any actress or anchor on Telemundo. 5. Joan Chen 6. Scarlett Johansson. 7. Jennifer Garner. 8. Evangeline Lilly. 9. Alicia Keys. 10. Sophie Okonedo.

Now I’m gonna have to think about this a bit. Hayek is on my list, darn tootin’, but I’m not sure any of those other names are (To be honest, I don’t even know who two of those names are).

I’m limiting this to people you’d do now. No going back to the 60’s to do Ursula Andress; as much as that thought makes me (literally) start to salivate, I’m sticking with people you’d hit today given carte blanche.

And to make it interesting, you don’t have to limit this to people of legal age. Let’s see who’s not afraid.

Ok? Go. Points if you have more than one gender on your list.

My list to be posted shortly.