Celebrity (Can’t Print This Word) List

Tim Goodman of SFGate talks about his “Top 10 Celebrity (Can’t Print This Word) List“. By which he means, of course, Top 10 Celebrity FUCK List. Tim, if you can’t say it… A lot of the article above is about Jennifer Garner, who I have to say does very little for me aside from a […]

Tim Goodman of SFGate talks about his “Top 10 Celebrity (Can’t Print This Word) List“. By which he means, of course, Top 10 Celebrity FUCK List. Tim, if you can’t say it…

A lot of the article above is about Jennifer Garner, who I have to say does very little for me aside from a casual I’d hit it. She’s ok. Cute, but not particularly memorable for me. But I figured, if Goodman’s coming out with his top ten, there’s a good blog game.

Here’s Tim Goodman’s list:

1. Audrey Tautou. 2. Halle Berry. 3. Salma Hayek. 4. Any actress or anchor on Telemundo. 5. Joan Chen 6. Scarlett Johansson. 7. Jennifer Garner. 8. Evangeline Lilly. 9. Alicia Keys. 10. Sophie Okonedo.

Now I’m gonna have to think about this a bit. Hayek is on my list, darn tootin’, but I’m not sure any of those other names are (To be honest, I don’t even know who two of those names are).

I’m limiting this to people you’d do now. No going back to the 60’s to do Ursula Andress; as much as that thought makes me (literally) start to salivate, I’m sticking with people you’d hit today given carte blanche.

And to make it interesting, you don’t have to limit this to people of legal age. Let’s see who’s not afraid.

Ok? Go. Points if you have more than one gender on your list.

My list to be posted shortly.

9 thoughts on “Celebrity (Can’t Print This Word) List”

  1. I’ll give it a shot: in no particular order…
    Cindy Crawford,
    J Garner,
    A Jolie,
    Johnny Depp,
    Jennifer Beals,
    Marcia Cross,
    Howie Long,
    Charlize Theron,
    Taye Diggs.

    How’s that for eclectic? I’m a girl, BTW.

  2. Mine are also in no particular order:

    Edward Norton / Ewan McGregor / George Clooney / Gina Gershon / James Spader / Jennifer Lopez / John C. Reilly / Johnny Depp / Keanu Reeves / Matt Damon / Winona Ryder

  3. Angelina Jolie
    Salma Hayek
    Scarlett Johansson
    Harrison Ford
    (I’m having trouble coming up with male celebrities here)
    Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller, but only if we can have a threesome
    anyone from the cast of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon or Hero
    Cornel West (academic celebrities count, right?)
    That one guy from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy–what’s his name…is it Thom?

  4. Angelina Jolie
    Salma Hayek
    Scarlett Johansson
    Harrison Ford
    (I’m having trouble coming up with male celebrities here)
    Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller, but only if we can have a threesome
    anyone from the cast of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon or Hero
    Cornel West (academic celebrities count, right?)
    That one guy from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy–what’s his name…is it Thom?
    Do I get credit for including 3 genders here?

  5. Tom Ford
    David Geffen (only because I’d like to ‘do’ a gay billionaire)
    Jude Law
    Sean Connery (I don’t care if he is old enough to be my grandfather)
    Michael Caine (see above)
    Ewan McGregor
    Mario Frangoulis
    Andy Bell
    Jimmy Sommerville
    William H. Macy (don’t ask!)

  6. My Top Ten Chick Celebs I’d Like To Shag
    From the Oldest to the Youngest Age

    Gwen Stefani -36 years old….

    Eva Mendes -31 years old ….

    Cameron Diaz -31 years old….

    Angelina Jolie -30 years old….

    Milla Jovovich -29 years old….

    Piper Perabo -27 years old…..

    Elisha Cuthbert -22 years old….

    Keira Knightley -22 years old….

    Scarlett Johansson -20 years old…..

    Emily Browning -17 years old…. They’re all gorgeous and bangable, age doesn’t matter.

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