Cause joy is something they don’t bring

Outside the carolers start to sing I can’t describe the joy they bring Cause joy is something they don’t bring me My girlfriend is by my side From the roof are hanging sickles of ice Their whiny voices get irritating It’s Christmas time again So I stand with a dead smile on my face Wondering […]

Outside the carolers start to sing
I can’t describe the joy they bring
Cause joy is something they don’t bring me

My girlfriend is by my side
From the roof are hanging sickles of ice
Their whiny voices get irritating
It’s Christmas time again

So I stand with a dead smile on my face
Wondering how much of my time they’ll waste
Oh God I hate these Satan’s helpers

And then I guess I must have snapped
Because I grabbed a baseball bat
And made them all run for shelter

It’s Christmas time again
It’s time to be nice to the people you can’t stand all year
I’m growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don’t wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone.

Well I guess it’s not cool to freak on Christmas Eve
Cause the cops came and arrested me
They had an unfair advantage

And even though the jail didn’t have a tree
Christmas came a night early
Causes a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package (hot damn)

It’s Christmas time again
It’s time to be nice to the people you can’t stand all year
I’m growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
You people scare me
Please stay away from my home
If you don’t wanna get beat down
Just leave the presents and then leave me alone

I won’t be home
I won’t be home for Christmas

(Thanks, Blink 182)

3 thoughts on “Cause joy is something they don’t bring”

  1. I prefer that old holiday classic….

    Chipmunks roasting on an open fire….
    Jack Frost stirring up the coals…

    OORRR

    Silver guns
    Silver guns
    it’s killing time
    in the city
    Ba-da-bing
    Children scream
    soon it will be killing day….

    Sick friends in h.s., what can I say… ;P

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