I wish I didn’t love you so much.

As much as I love movies in general, and old movies in particular, you’d think I would have seen it before. For some reason, I’ve never seen Casablanca. For all the times I’ve seen the ending or some other key scene, I’ve never seen the whole thing. Well, finally, someone (Thanks Beano!) dragged me down […]

As much as I love movies in general, and old movies in particular, you’d think I would have seen it before.

For some reason, I’ve never seen Casablanca. For all the times I’ve seen the ending or some other key scene, I’ve never seen the whole thing.

Well, finally, someone (Thanks Beano!) dragged me down to see it.

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Scared of Santa

You know he’s bad. We all know he’s bad. You’ve read about how bad he is (Though you’re not all giving me feedback. Shame. Shame.) Now, here’s photographic evidence that Santa is scary.

You know he’s bad. We all know he’s bad.

You’ve read about how bad he is (Though you’re not all giving me feedback. Shame. Shame.)

Now, here’s photographic evidence that Santa is scary.

Skull Me, Redux

I posted recently about my hunt for a really cool skull ring. Surprisingly hard to find, actually. You wouldn’t think so, but almost to a one, they’re all ugly, with a garish “let’s make it scary” look. All I want is a ring that really looks like a skull. This is made worse by the […]

I posted recently about my hunt for a really cool skull ring.

Surprisingly hard to find, actually. You wouldn’t think so, but almost to a one, they’re all ugly, with a garish “let’s make it scary” look. All I want is a ring that really looks like a skull.

This is made worse by the fact that Iggy Pop recently released an album called Skull Ring. So any web search tends to lead to Iggy.

I found some good ones, finally. Still not that Clapton one, and damn SeriousSilver for going out of business. But some really good ones.

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The World’s Best Peanut Butter Fudge

The Recipe: Peanut Butter Fudge (makes 36 pieces) 4 cups sugar 2 Tablespoons corn syrup 1 1/3 cups milk 1/2 cup + 2 Tablespoons smooth peanut butter (Jif/Skippy type, not natural) 1 teaspoon vanilla 1 cup coarsely chopped peanuts (we usually left this out) In a saucepan, combine sugar, corn syrup, and milk. Stir together […]

The Recipe:

    Peanut Butter Fudge

    (makes 36 pieces)

    4 cups sugar
    2 Tablespoons corn syrup
    1 1/3 cups milk
    1/2 cup + 2 Tablespoons smooth peanut butter (Jif/Skippy type, not natural)
    1 teaspoon vanilla
    1 cup coarsely chopped peanuts (we usually left this out)

    In a saucepan, combine sugar, corn syrup, and milk. Stir together well. Cover pan and bring to a boil slowly. Remove cover and cook mixture until a small amount dropped into cold water forms a soft ball (or do it the easy way and get a candy thermometer, and cook to 236 degrees F). Remove from heat; add peanut butter and vanilla, but do not stir. Cool to lukewarm. Add peanuts (or don’t, we never did), and beat until creamy (Wow, I like that phrase) and thick. Pour out onto a buttered pan. When cool, cut into squares.

The Story:

This is a slightly modified version of a recipe from the Sunset Cookbook of Favorite Recipes by Emily Chase, published in 1949.

I don’t know when my mother got this cookbook, nor do I know when she first made the World’s Best Peanut Butter Fudge. But I know this was a holiday fixture in my house throughout my childhood.

I still, once in a while, buy a lump of peanut butter fudge in a candy shop. Every time, every single time, I’ve been disappointed. It’s never as good as mom’s. It’s never even close.

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Emperor Norton Bridge

Days when I wish I lived in San Francisco — days when I am glad I live near San Francisco. There’s a movement afoot to rename the Bay Bridge after Emperor Norton. Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico. This guy was real. He’s turned up in Tim Powers novels, in […]

Days when I wish I lived in San Francisco — days when I am glad I live near San Francisco.

There’s a movement afoot to rename the Bay Bridge after Emperor Norton. Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico.

This guy was real. He’s turned up in Tim Powers novels, in Sandman, and I suspect many other places. In his day, policemen saluted him in the street, and he was generally honored as royalty throughout the city.

Only here, San Francisco, would a movement to re-name a major bridge in honor of such a figure get taken seriously.

God, I hope they can pull it off. Though I still disagree with the Emperor about calling it Frisco.

Survivor’s Ami, naked

Ami, the fake-breasted lesbian femme-fatal of Survivor Vanuatu, bare-ass naked. I guess these are from Playboy but I don’t know. About all I can say is — she looks as fake in these photos as her breasts look now. She’s a cutie now, but in this pics, she looks like a cartoon character, and not […]

Ami, the fake-breasted lesbian femme-fatal of Survivor Vanuatu, bare-ass naked. I guess these are from Playboy but I don’t know.

About all I can say is — she looks as fake in these photos as her breasts look now. She’s a cutie now, but in this pics, she looks like a cartoon character, and not in a good way.

Fake tits. Who thinks that’s a good idea?

Spanking Art

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I just wanted to put in a plug for one of my favorite dirty little blogs, Jennifer’s Spanking Art, “Young ladies firmly corrected, domestic discipline.

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