Hot Chat with the Mouse

Phone Sex via the Big D:he Walt Disney Internet Group and Sprint have announced an agreement through which Disney will create a national U.S. wireless phone service specifically designed for families…. Disney Mobile plans to offer wireless voice service, exclusive handsets and a package of features and applications including a range of entertainment content for the family.[ from BoingBoing, of course]I’m suddenly picturing phone sex with Minnie.
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Phone Sex from the Big D:

The Walt Disney Internet Group and Sprint have announced an agreement through which Disney will create a national U.S. wireless phone service specifically designed for families. The service, called Disney Mobile, will use the Sprint Nationwide PCS Network and is slated to launch next year. Disney Mobile plans to offer wireless voice service, exclusive handsets and a package of features and applications including a range of entertainment content for the family.

[ from BoingBoing, of course ]

I’m suddenly picturing phone sex with Minnie. Hot talk with Ariel. Or maybe man-man(dog?) action with Goofy. Just wait, I’ll do my Goofy impression on this one, it’ll slay you.

C’mon, Mouse. There’s money to be made.

[made with ecto]

2 thoughts on “Hot Chat with the Mouse”

  1. As I was riding my motorcycle tonight, I was saying to myself – out loud I was saying, in Goofy’s voice, Suck it, bitch, suck my cock. Truly, I should audio-blog that.

    Metis, have ‘ya heard The Replacements version of Cruella? It rules.

    Cruella De Vil, Cruella
    De Vil
    If she doesn’t scare you no
    evil thing will
    To see her is to take a
    sudden chill
    Cruella, Cruella

    She’s like a spider waiting
    for the kill
    Look out for
    Cruella De Vil

    At first you think Cruells
    is a devil
    But after time has worn
    away the shock
    You come to
    realize you’ve
    seen her kind of eyes
    Watching you from
    underneath a rock

    This vampire bat, this
    inhuman beast
    She ought to be locked up
    and never released
    The world was such a
    wholesome place until
    Cruella, Cruella De Vil

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