Daddy, what’s MILF mean?

A mother’s day highlight: Having to explain to an 8 year old and a 12 year old what M.I.L.F. means. “Um. It’s a, you know, really pretty mommy…” The little one was fine with that. The elder gave me one of those looks. You know the ones, the ones I’ll be getting more and more […]

A mother’s day highlight:

Having to explain to an 8 year old and a 12 year old what M.I.L.F. means.

“Um. It’s a, you know, really pretty mommy…”

The little one was fine with that. The elder gave me one of those looks. You know the ones, the ones I’ll be getting more and more now, the ones that say, ok, fine, but there’s more to this story and I know it.

9 thoughts on “Daddy, what’s MILF mean?”

  1. Ha!

    The local roller derby league is starting a MILF league (Gina is a team captain, unless we move away) that will put on exhibition bouts before the main event. And most of the actual moms don’t want to call it the MILF league because they don’t want their kids going to school saying “My mommy is a MILF”…but the league insists.

    Gina told told them it means “Mommy I’ll love forever”. Cassidy wasn’t buyin’ it, though.

  2. Perfect! It also means sunburns in a couple strange places because I went to the beach and didn’t wear a bikini. So I unbuttoned my top and tied it instead. Wasn’t planning on suntan lotion there that day!

  3. Oh god. My 12 year old asked me what “cum” means the other day. I mean, she actually spelled the word out for me. After the paralysis passed, I matter of factly told her what it means. She sighed and retorted, “Mom, next time I ask you something like this, just say you don’t know!”

    (I guess I could truthfully say that I’ve forgotten… )

  4. Oh, from the mouths of babes…

    And this is what I missed for marrying into Grandfatherhood.

    “Mommy I’ll Love Forever”…works for me!

  5. Apparently it also means “Moro Islamic Liberation Front.” Which could be a real buzzkill to all those teen American guys who showed up for the Filipino MILF convention armed with nothing but their…well, you know.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milf

    “The MILF capitol of the world is commonly acknowledged to be Rio de Janeiro?” Wha? Says who/since when?

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