“I like to have a martini,
two at the very most.
After three I’m under the table,
after four I’m under my host”
- –Dorothy Parker
I have the feeling I would have liked to party with Ms. Parker.
What is it about a martini?
Tequila’s a drug. Scotch is an obsession. Bourbon’s a statement. Vodka is for when you don’t really like booze.
A martini is a lifestyle.