Why can’t I write a fucking blowjob?

You know, I can write a lot of things pretty easily…. I can write about cunnilingus, I can write a tender, loving, gentle scene full of love and caring.

You know, I can write a lot of things pretty easily. A sex scene, a fight, dialog. I can write about cunnilingus, I can write a tender, loving, gentle scene full of love and caring. I can write a violent non-consent scene.

You know, I don’t have much trouble with any of that.

But I can’t seem to write a fucking blowjob. I’ve been working on something for a week now, and I just can’t seen to get past one damned blowjob.

It’s a mystery, I tell ya.

17 thoughts on “Why can’t I write a fucking blowjob?”

  1. Well, I’d love to write one from the man’s perspective but I sure have fun writing them from mine. Maybe it’s all about the love of the job *wink*

  2. Is this where I sign up for clinical trials? I would be willing to sacrifice my time, yes, even my freedom in the pursuit of helping you past this pernicious writer’s block!

    …the bj’d be from a female, right???

    (looks around)

    Oh, and hookers don’t count. 😉

  3. I’m picturing Karl sitting in his favorite chair, a lovely tattooed pierced escort with jet-black hair going down on his schlong, while he types furiously in his laptop…still dressed in a t-shirt that says “I’m blogging this.”

  4. If uh no one has helped you out yet, email me … I might just be able to give you a hand … or mouth … or … something … text … to help out.

  5. See the good results that follow when you post about sexual writer’s block?

    I just know your follow-up entry is going to be a complaint about not being able to do justice to a DP scene.

  6. See, Rachel, anything where I’m driving, I can do just fine. Seems like the scenes where someone else is driving, I have trouble. But you know, I am getting lots of help

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