Tequila®

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®. Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help […]

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.

Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

(I don’t know WHERE this comes from originally, but it rocks – props all the people who sent it my way)

8 thoughts on “Tequila®”

  1. Oh, that does rock! The missus says they left out the side effect of “numb teeth” (don’t ask…I’m allergic to the stuff, so I’m taking her word for it).

  2. Hearing voices? Can’t distinguish between inside and outside voices? Frequently looking over your shoudler for ‘them’, and you’re *sure* they’re out to get you? If so, Halperidol may be right for you! 😉

  3. Well, since TV sucks tonight I started watching my boxed set of WONDERFALLS, so items talking to you really doesn’t seem like all that wierd to me. Imbibe and enjoy the empowerment!

  4. “Safe” my ass! Whenever I drink tequila (and only tequila has this effect on me) I’m a sloppy sad drunk. “I love you guysh! I don’t know why you put up with me…” etc. I think the last tequila shot I drank was in about 1991. Now I drink bliskey. I mean, driskey. Oops! Fellover.

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