Sunny with a chance of Bad Santa

Last year we had a small but excellent showing of filthy holiday stories I like to call Bad Bad Santa. I’m just sick enough to go back and do it again.

This is what you want call an early warning.

Last year we had a small but excellent showing of filthy holiday stories I like to call Bad Bad Santa.

I’m just sick enough to go back and do it again. So put your dirty thinking caps on.

Basically, there are few rules — stories need to be 1) dirty, 2) holiday themed. You can take on the jolly old elf like the rest of us did last time, you can besmirch Rudolph, Frosty, that wicked old Mrs Claus, the Grinch, even little Cindy Lou Who. Or you can take on another holiday and do unto the Easter Bunny or Cupid, or a holiday mashup like Jack Skelington and his crew.

Whatever.

Think on it. Let inspiration strike.

I’ll put out an official call later this summer and put up a drop box of some sort to collect them. Stories remain the author’s, I’m just gonna collect ’em up and feature the best ones.

7 thoughts on “Sunny with a chance of Bad Santa”

  1. Hey man, why wait for Christmas? I figure a story about most any average American guy getting his ass fucked ’til it bleeds by GWB in an Uncle Sam suit would be perfect for Independence Day….

    Oh, wait, are these supposed to be fictional?

  2. No, Gregg, honey. That’s President’s Day. Independence Day is when Cheney holds you down, Condi straps one on, and all three take turns on you Gitmo style.

  3. Okay, I propose an amendment to the proposed story challenge. Since some of us have done the holiday thing and since, in theory, some of us will need plenty of time to write a story and since Halloween is just the fucking cool one and we all know it, why don’t we do a horror/ghost story themed challenge instead and make the deadline sometime before October? Maybe like the story has to take place at some famous haunted place or something?

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