straight 8

Ok, i got tagged on this one (lifts shirt to show indecipherable spray-paint marking). I don’t usually respond to the tag kinda meme (nor dares neither), but a meme that came from susie bright, in which she tagged two of my very favorite girl-sex-bloggers (bitchy and chelsea) is simply hard to say no to. Or […]

Ok, i got tagged on this one (lifts shirt to show indecipherable spray-paint marking).

I don’t usually respond to the tag kinda meme (nor dares neither), but a meme that came from susie bright, in which she tagged two of my very favorite girl-sex-bloggers (bitchy and chelsea) is simply hard to say no to.

Or maybe it’s just that BJ and CG are both impossible to say no to.

In any case, here are the rules:

1. Post these rules before you present the facts.
2. Start with eight random facts/habits about yourself.
3. People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.
4. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
5. Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog.

But the game seems to have taken on ‘6. …and then change the rules’.

So I’m gonna flip CG’s meme and give you seven true, and one not. See if you can pick the one.

1) My feet are different sizes; really different sizes. I care just barely wear a pair of shoes, and one’s always too big or two small.

2) I once got a blowjob from one of the bridemaids at a wedding, while her husband was inside drinking shots with my friends.

3) I have a half sister I didn’t know about until I was in my 20s. I kind of wish I’d met her without knowing who she was so – well, you can finish that story for yourself.

4) Despite the fact that I don’t smoke pot, I still own a bong that is made up of roughly eight feet of plexiglass tubing and five feet of rubber hose.

5) I’ve bought drinks for Todd Rundgren, talked about tropical fish with Tom Waits, and almost saw Heather Locklear get pantsed by her daughter.

6) I once fucked a teenage girl in a catholic church.

7) The first time I got high it was weed I’d stolen from my parents.

8) I have a hunk of cat claw embedded in my left cheek.

Have fun. I won’t tag anyone else but if you steal, steal well.

8 thoughts on “straight 8”

  1. I have no clue but I’m voting for 6. It’s a tough question and 6 is probably true anyway, given what I personally know of catholic girls and churches, and also given what I merely suspect of you.

    I should pick 4 but there I would argue that you have such a bong but have fibbed on the measurements because it makes for a good story. I think it’s a trick question and your actual bong is longer. That’s my guess.

    love
    O

  2. I’m going to say #7. It CAN happen (mom’s plant in her bathroom developed a mysterious wasting disease when I was about 8 or 9), but… Nope. I think #7 is false.

  3. I’m going with #6.

    The are all quite likely, I just think the other seven are slightly more likely.

    In the twisted universe of Karl Elvis, that is.

    hugs, E

  4. girl-sex-blogger!

    You cheeky bastard. I’m a fearsome, fearless, dominant feminist girl sex blogger!

    I think it’s (2). I’m hoping it was actually the bride. Well, really, I’m hoping it was actually the groom. And if that’s the truth I’ll blow you myself.

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