Snakes on a Plane

I just don’t quite understand it. But evidently someone found this idea so scary, they made a movie of it. I can just hear the pitch – “There are these snakes, and they’re on a plane, and that’s really really scary…” “Why is it scary?” “Well, they’re snakes, right? And they’re on this plane…” “And […]

I just don’t quite understand it.

But evidently someone found this idea so scary, they made a movie of it.

I can just hear the pitch –

“There are these snakes, and they’re on a plane, and that’s really really scary…”

“Why is it scary?”

“Well, they’re snakes, right? And they’re on this plane…”

“And this is scary because?”

“They’re – angry.”

“Why?”

“Because… They’re… Um. On a plane?”

“Snakes don’t like planes?”

“Theses don’t”

“Ok…”

“It’s got Samuel L Jackson in it!”

“Green Light.”

I give you Snakes on a Plane. That’s right, Snakes on a Plane.

(props to SmartyPants for hippin’ me to all this)

9 thoughts on “Snakes on a Plane”

  1. i very much want to get drunk right this very second and go see ‘snakes on a plane’. and it’s 6:15 am…

  2. Hmmm…are we certain this flick calls for boozy enhancement and not a certain other dietary supplement??

    (Note: the flick’s got two different SNL’ers in it….seems intended to be a bit over-the-top.)

  3. That t-shirt KICKS ASS. Poor Samuel! It’s not nice, but all I can think of is a wallet reading “Sad motherfucker”. DON’T GOSSET, SAM! Say NO to stepping in for Iron Eagle IX!

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