Sex and Candy

Songs about Sex and Candy. To suit a sweet new look for the Moronosphere:      Hangin’ round downtown by myself      And I had too much caffeine      And I was thinkin’ ’bout myself      And then there she was      In double platform suede      Yeah there she was      Like disco lemonade    […]

Songs about Sex and Candy. To suit a sweet new look for the Moronosphere:



     Hangin’ round downtown by myself
     And I had too much caffeine
     And I was thinkin’ ’bout myself
     And then there she was
     In double platform suede
     Yeah there she was
     Like disco lemonade
     I smell sex and candy here

Or we could try:



     The Candy Man can
     ‘Cause he mixes it with love
     And makes the world taste good

Or a little different feel:



     Candy asked me if she died
     if I could go on
     of course I said I couldn’t
     and of course we knew that’s wrong
     but candy, I said, candy no you can’t do that to me
     because you love me way too much
     for you to ever leave

Or we could add a little chili pepper spice:



     Step into a heaven
     Where I keep it on the soulside
     Girl please me
     Be my soul bride
     Every woman
     Has a piece of Aphrodite
     Copulate to create
     A state of sexual light
     Kissing her virginity
     My affinity
     I mingle with the gods
     I mingle with devinity

     Blood sugar baby
     She’s magik
     Sex magik sex magik

And we dare not forget:



     When you need a friend through thick and thin
     Don’t look to those above you.
     When you’re down and out, ain’t no doubt
     Nobody wants you.

     But you’re rock candy baby
     Hard, sweet and sticky.
     Rock candy baby
     Hard, sweet and sticky.

Sugar and Sex. Celebrate the the rites of love, my friends. Feed your love on sugar candy, and fuck him/her half to death.

13 thoughts on “Sex and Candy”

  1. “I take you to the candy shop
    I’ll let you lick the lollypop
    Go ‘head girl, don’t you stop
    Keep goin ’til you hit the spot.”

    Karl Elvis, you just made me giggle. A lot. You are so…so…bad!

  2. And on the obscure B-side, don’t forget The 5.6.7.8’s “Edie is a Sweet Candy.”

    Nothing like a Japanese all-girl surf-punk trio who play in ’60s dresses, bouffants and bare feet and sing in broken English, I always say.

  3. Jesus and Mary Chain. Metaphors too good and sweet not to quote the whole thing:

    I’m going down to the place tonight
    To see if I can get a taste tonight
    A taste of something warm and sweet
    That shivers your bones and rises to your heat

    I’m going down to the place tonight
    The damp and hungry place tonight
    Should all the stars shine in the sky
    They couldn’t outshine your sparkling eyes
    But it’s so hard to be the one
    To touch and tease and to do it all for fun
    But it’s too much for a young heart to take
    Cause hearts are the easiest things you could break

    And I talk to the filth and I walk to the door
    I’m knee deep in myself
    But I want to get more of that stuff
    Of that stuff

    Some candy talking
    Talk

    And I want
    And I want
    Some candy talking

    Some candy talk

    I love the way she’s walking
    I love the way she’s talking
    It’s just the way she’s walking
    It’s just the way she’s talking

    And I need
    All that stuff
    Give me some
    Of that stuff
    I want your candy. I want your candy.
    And I need
    Give me some
    Of your stuff
    Give me some
    I want your candy. I want your candy.
    I want your candy. I want your candy.
    I want stuff

  4. Jesus and Mary Chain works for me too:

    The wind is screaming around the trees for my Psychocandy
    The world is spreading a strange disease for my
    Psychocandy
    Candy is the baddest seed
    She’ll take you down and make you eat
    Her fish
    Her poison fish
    Is on her dish

    Candy cannot hear or see
    She’s in the place she needs to be
    She’ll take the point to a sharpened blade
    And give you something warm to taste

    And the world is turning ’round
    And on and on and on
    And the world is turning ’round
    And on and on and on
    And the world is turning ’round
    And on and on and on
    And the world is turning ’round
    And on and on and on
    And the world is turning ’round
    And on and on and on

  5. Or if you want the absolute saddest song about Candy ever, you’d use the Velvet Underground:


    Candy says I’ve come to hate my body
    and all that it requires in this world
    Candy says I’d like to know completely
    what others so discreetly talk about

    I’m gonna watch the blue birds fly over my shoulder
    I’m gonna watch them pass me by
    Maybe when I’m older
    What do you think I’d see
    If I could walk away from me

    Candy says I hate the quiet places
    that cause the smallest taste of what will be
    Candy says I hate the big decisions
    that cause endless revisions in my mind

    I’m gonna watch the blue birds fly over my shoulder
    I’m gonna watch them pass me by
    Maybe when I’m older
    What do you think I’d see
    If I could walk away from me

  6. “I Only Eat Candy” by Nerf Herder

    I don’t kill and I don’t murder
    Or manufacture atomic weapons
    And I don’t eat meat
    And I don’t eat vegetables, no no no

    ‘Cause I only eat candy
    I only eat sweets
    Yeah I only eat candy my friend
    I only eat Candy

    I don’t believe
    No I don’t believe in your corny old Jesus
    And I don’t worship Satan
    No, not like Charlie and Steve, no no no

    ‘Cause I only eat candy
    I only eat sweets
    Yeah I only eat candy my friend
    I only eat candy
    I’m angry!

    ‘Cause I only eat candy
    I only eat sweets
    Yes I only eat candy my good friend
    Oh I only eat candy
    Yeah!
    The longest … line

  7. Marvin Sease’s “Candy Licker”

    I’m not ashamed no more
    I wanna do the thing
    that your Lover
    Never did before.

    Baby, let me be
    your Candy Licker, girl
    I just wanna be
    I’m not ashamed
    I wanna be
    Your Candy Licker, girl

    Let me lick you up,
    let me lick you down,
    turn around baby,
    let me lick you all around

    Oh let me lick you, girl
    like your lover should

    Karl Elvis, will you be my candy licker?

    😀

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