Personal Pages, Profanity

Well now. I’ve been upgraded – or downgraded – or degraded. Or just, you know, graded. Feels like that, or maybe that’s more grated, and it feels like that as well. Secure Computing, the motherfuckers who sell STOOPIDfilter to repressive countries and companies, agreed that I wasn’t Pornography, sex. Evidently I’m Personal Pages, Profanity, with […]

Well now. I’ve been upgraded – or downgraded – or degraded. Or just, you know, graded. Feels like that, or maybe that’s more grated, and it feels like that as well.

Secure Computing, the motherfuckers who sell STOOPIDfilter to repressive countries and companies, agreed that I wasn’t Pornography, sex.

Evidently I’m Personal Pages, Profanity, with a side of Personal, Mature.

Well, fuck yeah. That’s me. The Moronosphere, ProfanityBlog.

Because we’re all about the effword here.

Maybe it’s mature that bothers me more. Who you callin’ fuckin’ mature? We ain’t got no fuckin’ maturity here. Not a sausage. Not a drop. Not a fuckin’ cc, baby.

I guess the point is that the people at Secure Computing listen if we complain, but they still do the wrong thing and slap a fucking label on something they don’t get.

I’ll have to see if we’re still banned in the fuckin’ UAE. They’re not allowed pornography, let’s see if they’re allowed to read the effword.

8 thoughts on “Personal Pages, Profanity”

  1. Right fucking on. Fuck the motherfucking fuckers.

    Now I’m curious about who’s censoring me. Hmm. It all seems so strange, this censoring thing. Nevermind this swearing thing. They’re words. Words we like, but words. Sigh. It’s the words in between the cusses that dictate your articulation capabilities, for fuck’s sake.

    Silly people.

    So, congrats, then? You’re not netirely dirty, just ill-spoken?

  2. That’s a great typo. I know Steff meant ENTIRELY, but NETIRELY works well for the situation.
    Mature means you’re rated NC17, hon. Adult themes 😉
    Are you themed adult? :

  3. Fucking Mature is getting the fucking Senior discount at fucking Denny’s.

    Can I get the fucking Senior Slam with fucking EggBeater’s, because real eggs fuck make me shit like a fucking firehose, and a cup of fucking decaf?

  4. They meant “mature” as in “full of OLD people”. So that teenagers can easily filter us out. Like mine does at home.

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