Pass the Badger

I just corrupted a young mind with the evil hypnotic badger badger badger…. So I tried, at lunch today to explain badger badger badger and simply could not.



I just corrupted a young mind with the evil hypnotic badger badger badger. Olivia always asks why I say “Oh, it’s a snake” whenever she says anything about snakes.

So I tried, at lunch today to explain badger badger badger and simply could not. So tonight, I played it for her.

Now, she’s wandering around the house saying “Mushroom, mushroom!” and “It’s a snake, ohh, it’s a snake!”

My work here is done. At least until I give her Bananna Phone.


Thanks, Brutha Ray. I’m needin’ a fresh book. You just sent me the one. Favor back at you, now that I have your mailing address!

7 thoughts on “Pass the Badger”

  1. I’ve thoroughly corrupted both of my kids with Badger Badger Badger, as well as it’s sequel Footie Footie Footie (http://www.footballbadgers.com/). Next, you need to teach your kids to do the Badger Dance (legs akimbo, arms straight out, bobbing at the knees to the beat…) while chanting “Badger Badger Badger….” You really haven’t lived until you’ve watched your kids bobbing up and down, chanting Badger and laughing like the little maniacs they are.

    And THEN, if you can then get them to do the dance, while viewing the special Halloween edition of “Badger” (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/badgers2/) I’m convinced that a demon or something will be summoned from the Netherworld.

    Which would be really cool.

  2. You are absolutely EVIL.

    Where was this stuff when my daughter was young enough to corrupt? We just had Nickolodian dogs sniffing eachothers butts. Give the Badgers to a 5 year old you’d have them for life! Too cool.

    (sending on to my 18 yr old- though she’s probably been initiated and missed sending them onto me)

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