One Percenter Name

I usually don’t play the “my stripper name” or “my porn star name” thing. This one, I couldn’t resist. According to the Outlaw Biker Name Generator, my one percenter name is: Ol’ Ratso of the Donkey Punchers MC (Thanks, Syl)

I usually don’t play the “my stripper name” or “my porn star name” thing.

This one, I couldn’t resist.

According to the Outlaw Biker Name Generator, my one percenter name is:

Ol’ Ratso of the Donkey Punchers MC

(Thanks, Syl)

0 thoughts on “One Percenter Name”

  1. They could at least have gotten creative.
    I played with it. If you mark it female you’ll be named ‘bitch’. Even if you put in the name Ralph Cramden, if it’s marked female, you’re named bitch.

  2. You mean, “Thanks, Bitch of the Whiskey Priests MC.”

    Interesting fact: I tested it out, and for females the MC changes, but in all cases if you’re 40 or under, your 1% name is always “Bitch.” If you’re 41-45, it’s “Momma.” And if you’re 46 and over, it’s “Ol’ Momma.”

    That seems kind of limiting. First, what about “Ol’ Bitch?”

    Second, the guys get lots of different names, like “Ol’ Titty Squeezer” and “Headbanger” and “Krazy Gary” and “Dirtbeard.”

    Why are the women only Bitches or Mommas?

    And it seems I’m only one year away from not being the club’s bitch anymore. I don’t know how I feel about that.

  3. Ol’ Chief Tom of the Popes of Hell MC

    Damn, if I were 45 or under, I wouldn’t have the “Ol'” moniker. Seems that one will hang with me until I die.

  4. My second comment somehow got lost in the ether, but I did write one.

    Anyway, it’s Rolling Thunder this weekend in town. Got eyed by a number of bikers this afternoon while I was walking around town. Wonder if in their minds I was a bitch or a momma.

    Some fine lookin’ bikes, too.

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