more referral nonsense – dirty margaritas?

Ok, so I’ve talked about the whole referrals in the logs thing. I get all sorts of useful info about who’s reading (Hello out there! Yeah, you! I see you!), where I’m getting hits from (how’d I get on Sam Burns random blogroll, and how can I get her in bed?), and all sorts of […]

Ok, so I’ve talked about the whole referrals in the logs thing. I get all sorts of useful info about who’s reading (Hello out there! Yeah, you! I see you!), where I’m getting hits from (how’d I get on Sam Burns random blogroll, and how can I get her in bed?), and all sorts of random searches on skulls and tattoos and pirates and martinis and taco flavored kisses.

But I just got a hit from someone looking for a recipe for ‘dirty margaritas’.

Now, I don’t think that’s even a real drink, I think that was a confused user. But all I can think is, ick.

I’m trying to find a way to make that sound like a good drink, or to make it something dirty about a nasty little seniorita. But it’s not working. All I get is, tequila, lime, cointreau, and olive brine. Hell, that might even be good, but it sounds vile.

On the other hand, I’m now thinking, in this order:

  1. Mmmm, tequila
  2. Mmmm, nasty little seniorita

But that’s not really a surprise, is it?

6 thoughts on “more referral nonsense – dirty margaritas?”

  1. I’m with you on the olive brine thing, and I think that’s what it is. All these new fangled drinks, whatever happened to the Sidecar, Stinger, Rusty Nail? No, I’m really not that old. I guess I’ve spent too much time on this side of the bar.

    Did you know that I’m the co-inventor of the “Lethal Injection”? Lots of rum in that one! And the original recipe had Captain Morgan. Arrrrr!

  2. Lethal Injection? Set me up, barkeep!

    I’m a big fan of the dirty martini – or I was, anyway, though now I find they’re too associated with one particular person and I can’t drink them alone – and that’s all about the good quality olive brine. It’s just when I got that mixed in my head with a margarita that it turned the stomach.

    But I know what you mean about the classics. I love a gimlet. But only when you make it right, gin and rose’s lime, There’s no other way to make a gimlet! And let’s hear it for the manhatten and the whisky sour!

  3. Whirlbrain – I went to school with a guy who’s actual name was Rusty Nails (no joke); his parents had to have had a sense of humour.

    Karl – perhaps all it would take is a few margaritas to get dirty with me. I dunno, trying to think of some funnies to go with that search engine hit.

    You can make a margarita dirty by bringing it to bed with you and a partner (or two) and licking it off one another.

    Ummm… can’t think of any more right now.

    Thanks for the link, and I’ll get you on my permanent blogroll asap.

  4. I read this and I kept thinking ‘olive brine? OLIVE brine??? Why would ANYONE want to mess up good to-kill-ya with OLIVE brine…YUCK’

    I’m with Sam. I like HER idea of dirty margaritas.

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