Kilt – Sold.

Wow, that didn’t take long. I listed my kilt on ebay yesterday with a ‘buy it now’ price and it got snapped up already. Nice. I’m suddenly thinking, what *else* can I sell on ebay? (kids. I wonder how much kids would get)

Wow, that didn’t take long. I listed my kilt on ebay yesterday with a ‘buy it now’ price and it got snapped up already.

Nice. I’m suddenly thinking, what *else* can I sell on ebay?

(kids. I wonder how much kids would get)

10 thoughts on “Kilt – Sold.”

  1. “How much for dee leetle girl? How much for dee women?

    Your women–I want to buy your women. Dee leetle girl, your daughters…sell them to me. Sell me your children.”

  2. spcknght, I was so going to post that quote next, but figured I’d leave it for someone else. If I start quoting every BB line I know, I’ll be here all day.

    Oh, and for the record: I hate Illinois Nazis.

    Man, selling three kids for some Methadone. That woman has no negotiation skills. You’d think she’d at least have gone for the real smack.

  3. It’s a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.

    Hit it!

    All fan mail can be sent to 1060 W. Addison, Chicago, IL.

    I drove past the junk yard where all the old Dodge Monacos, used in the movie, were stacked. It was such a lovely sight.

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