Hello Bankruptcy!

When you finally get ready to buy your hello kitty guitar, here’s how you’re gonna pay for it. Because you know, debt and bankruptcy are so adorable! (props to boingboing, i guess, though I’m a bit queasy from all the sugary-sweetness)

When you finally get ready to buy your hello kitty guitar, here’s how you’re gonna pay for it.


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Because you know, debt and bankruptcy are so adorable!

(props to boingboing, i guess, though I’m a bit queasy from all the sugary-sweetness)

11 thoughts on “Hello Bankruptcy!”

  1. How can anyone not love Hello Kitty?

    Let me tell you something. No one can not love Hello Kitty. Hello Kitty is the world’s most cleverly disguised aphrodesiac. Walk around one day with a Hello Kitty t-shirt on, you’ll see what I mean. And I speak from personal experience here. Every man, woman, and child on earth will want you. They can not stay away from you. People of entirely inappropriate ages to yours will flirt with you. People of every sexual orientation will come on you. Strangers will try to befrend you. Children will offer you candy. They will all begin by commenting on the shirt.

    They say the antichrist will be an incredibly popular, charismatic figure, who humans the world over will be irrepressibly drawn to, and yet underneath the adorable exterior will lie a beast.

    You do the math.

  2. Ya know, that was the only card I didn’t list as a debtor when I filed.

    I didn’t have the heart. How could I?

    42% interest? No problem. How could you deny Hello Kitty?

  3. Hiromi, you definitely should–trust me, it’s unbelievable how much attention you get as a grown woman wearing a Hello Kitty shirt. Mind you, mine is an interesting mix of nasty bad girl and cutesy good girl. Instead of being the usual pink HK thing, mine is is a BLACK ringer T with blue around the collar and sleeves; and a big, white hello kitty head smack across the boobage area. HK’s hair ribbon is a Union Jack. Says “Hello Kitty” on the back in white.

    Karl: I think a big tattooed guy wearing a Hello Kitty T would pull even more than a girl wearing one. You GOTTA get one. You’ll see.

    And while we’re talkng HK, if you’re crafty, there’s always this, which would probably render you popular with quite a few people, too.

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