15 thoughts on “Girls and — WHAT?”

  1. See? First zombie porn, now corpse porn. It’s a slippery slope.

    Seems like most of the interesting acts are out of the question when your hooter has decomposed away. How are they gonna manage a DP scene like that?

    Wait! Corpses with strapons!

    Yeah baby!

  2. Any of y’all ever see a twisted little German horror flick called “Nekromantik”? Here’s a brief summary:

    “Some skin, utterly revolting gore (it’s not so much the parts as what they do with them). · · · Well, first we see scenes of people pissing, people dying, and rabbits being butchered. Then we meet a nice couple that collects spare body parts from traffic accidents. Their love life is spiced up when they have a menage á trois with a half-decayed corpse (they give him a lead pipe for a hard-on). But the girl prefers the dead guy and runs off with the stiff. Our loser is desolate at first, but after bathing in fresh cat guts & killing a prostitute, he finally achieves the ultimate orgasm by disemboweling himself.”

    Saw some parts of this at a party a bunch of years back — insane stuff. But I’m thinking that it’s right up that mag’s alley!

  3. *reminding self not to knock anyone’s kink*
    *reminding self not to knock anyone’s kink*
    *reminding self not to knock anyone’s kink*
    *reminding self not to knock anyone’s kink*
    *reminding self not to knock anyone’s kink*
    *reminding self not to knock anyone’s kink*

    Okay. I can’t help it. Eww.

    I see dead people.

  4. It’s clearly a joke, otherwise the rest of the links would work.

    But just ’cause it’s a joke doesn’t mean it wouldn’t be frickin’ HOT to see some re-animated corpses gang-banging a frogtied sorority girl.

    Wait…was that my outside voice?

  5. I’ll weigh in. Totally legit, totally a fetish.

    The site, I’ll grant you, is a little extreme. If you work in the morgue rolling bodies in formaldehyde you get a surprising number of people who want to break in and get off looking at the stiffs. Now I know that’s not the same thing at all. Some of the corpses on that site make tollund man look kinda healthy. But the principle’s similar, and in fact it’s even easier to believe; here’s a really close by visceral reminder that we’ll all be dead soon and time is very short, so let’s get it on right now. Oh look, here’s a not unnatractive girl close by.

    Having said that, it states on the cover of the magazine that the corpses you’re looking at are fake. The headlines/storylines scream Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. I’d say this is someone making fun of a legit fetish by indulging in a wee bit of hyperbole.

    but only a wee bit.

  6. Necrophelia, I know about. Well, not first hand or anything. Not that I’d admit to anyway.


    One thing I miss is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
    We met last night making love by the refrigerator light
    Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
    Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms

    But this is something else, and it’s hysterical. Note that you can BUY these things from http://www.edgeincollection.com — which is badly done and incredibly slow web site, but still, check it out.

  7. And here I thought you’d be analysing whether the skulls were the right kind or too scary.

    Someone had too much time on their hands.

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