Fuck you five times

the 5 Right Now Meme:5 things you feel right now:1…. My pimp-blue-flame wallet, with the chain mail wallet chain from Dwarven Metal Works5.

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From Poppy to Ray. If I were not right in the middle of Liquor (Thanks again, Ray), I would not fall for this.

The 5 Right Now Meme:

5 things you feel right now:

1. Lust. Even more than usual.
2. Intense desire for a beer
3. Hot. What’s wrong with the AC in here?
4. Smooth. Fresh shave above and below.
5. Stressed. But that’s every day. Just like lust.

Last 5 things you bought:

1. Two wireless USB network adapters – TiVo go WiFi!
2. Two bottles of something.
3. A hub and a cable
4. lunch
5. a pound of coffee (peets and only peets)

5 objects of lust:

1. I cannot limit it to five.
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5 things in your pockets or purse:

1. Cat Crap.
2. CRKT M16 Compact EDC.
3. my phone
4. My pimp-blue-flame wallet, with the chain mail wallet chain from Dwarven Metal Works
5. my sunglasses

5 things you collect:

1. skull rings
2. books
3. tattoos
4. porn
5. knives

5 true statements you can make that most people can’t:

1. I’m at work, and not wearing pants
2. My name is Elvis
3. I had tattoos before they were cool
4. My daughter was named after a guitar
5. I have a heartbeat on my wrist

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