Frog in my Hair – I’ll have what he’s having

I’ll have some of what Joaquin Phoenix is having, please: …Out of the blue, Phoenix suddenly changed the subject, asking, “Do I have a large frog in my hair?” 
Reporter: No, no. Phoenix: “Something’s crawling out of my scalp.” Reporter: No, you look great. Phoenix: “No, but I feel it. I’m not worried about the […]

I’ll have some of what Joaquin Phoenix is having, please:

…Out of the blue, Phoenix suddenly changed the subject, asking, “Do I have a large frog in my hair?”

Reporter: No, no.

Phoenix: “Something’s crawling out of my scalp.”

Reporter: No, you look great.

Phoenix: “No, but I feel it. I’m not worried about the looks. I’m worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. … What did you ask me?”

I’ve been walking around since I read this, thinking I’m worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. I think I wanna party with ‘ol Joaquin.

8 thoughts on “Frog in my Hair – I’ll have what he’s having”

  1. I think maybe Joaquin is reading a bit too much of the “Zombie Survival Guide” while doing shrooms. That’d be my guess.

    Of course, this doesn’t make him any less fuckable.

  2. Sure, ladies, he’s fuckable and all, but where can I get some of his medication? I want to see what it’s like when frogs eat your brain.

  3. He was joking. It was an example of his quirky sense of humor.
    Medication I figure means drugs.
    Real meds help prevent thinking like this. That is if it was really for real.

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