Hit It List

Ok, here’s my list of Celebrities I’d Fuck In no particular order (because, you know, how can you choose?), and off the top of my head (ten more will jump on this list in my head as soon as I click ‘publish’): Salma Hayek, Lindsay Lohan, Monica Bellucci, Cynthia Ettinger (Rita Sue on Carnivale), Alison […]

Ok, here’s my list of Celebrities I’d Fuck

In no particular order (because, you know, how can you choose?), and off the top of my head (ten more will jump on this list in my head as soon as I click ‘publish’):

Salma Hayek, Lindsay Lohan, Monica Bellucci, Cynthia Ettinger (Rita Sue on Carnivale), Alison Hannigan (This one time, in band camp. Need I say any more?), Chloe Sevigny, Christina Aguilera (I pretend to be sorry for this one), Heather Locklear (I’ve actually met her and you know, she’s still fucking yummy), Queen Latifah, Emily Browning, Keira Knightley.

Even though I can’t quite order them all, Hayek, Lohan and Browning are pretty much in a dead heat for first. Actually, why not all at once? Hmmm…

Your Turn, Kids!

(Yeah I know that’s eleven. I just remembered Keira. I love her…)

Celebrity (Can’t Print This Word) List

Tim Goodman of SFGate talks about his “Top 10 Celebrity (Can’t Print This Word) List“. By which he means, of course, Top 10 Celebrity FUCK List. Tim, if you can’t say it… A lot of the article above is about Jennifer Garner, who I have to say does very little for me aside from a […]

Tim Goodman of SFGate talks about his “Top 10 Celebrity (Can’t Print This Word) List“. By which he means, of course, Top 10 Celebrity FUCK List. Tim, if you can’t say it…

A lot of the article above is about Jennifer Garner, who I have to say does very little for me aside from a casual I’d hit it. She’s ok. Cute, but not particularly memorable for me. But I figured, if Goodman’s coming out with his top ten, there’s a good blog game.

Here’s Tim Goodman’s list:

1. Audrey Tautou. 2. Halle Berry. 3. Salma Hayek. 4. Any actress or anchor on Telemundo. 5. Joan Chen 6. Scarlett Johansson. 7. Jennifer Garner. 8. Evangeline Lilly. 9. Alicia Keys. 10. Sophie Okonedo.

Now I’m gonna have to think about this a bit. Hayek is on my list, darn tootin’, but I’m not sure any of those other names are (To be honest, I don’t even know who two of those names are).

I’m limiting this to people you’d do now. No going back to the 60’s to do Ursula Andress; as much as that thought makes me (literally) start to salivate, I’m sticking with people you’d hit today given carte blanche.

And to make it interesting, you don’t have to limit this to people of legal age. Let’s see who’s not afraid.

Ok? Go. Points if you have more than one gender on your list.

My list to be posted shortly.

Move it, Hairy!

Ok, so this image is from Eros Blog. But the question is, does it creep you out? I think it’s hot. Very hot. The scariness of the big hairy spider enhances the loveliness of the breast. I look at that and I want to brush the spider aside and start to lick and suck and […]

Ok, so this image is from Eros Blog.

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But the question is, does it creep you out?

I think it’s hot. Very hot. The scariness of the big hairy spider enhances the loveliness of the breast. I look at that and I want to brush the spider aside and start to lick and suck and bite. Move it, Hairy, that’s mine!

Yet most of the commenters on Eros seem to have another opinion. Click the photo to see that full size — whattaya think?

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Boobielicious

I just have to draw attention to Doxy’s breasts. Ok, not her actual breasts. But these: About which a man can only say yum or possibly, Wubba-Wubba. And then there’s this: I never before thought you could put the words Pussy and Bug together and have it turn out yummy. I wish Dox would update […]

I just have to draw attention to Doxy’s breasts.

Ok, not her actual breasts.

But these:


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About which a man can only say yum or possibly, Wubba-Wubba.

And then there’s this:

Pussy Bug

I never before thought you could put the words Pussy and Bug together and have it turn out yummy.

I wish Dox would update more often. Her blog is always a delight.

BlogTips from Spank Boss

This is focused on adult blogging, but a lot of the advice is really good for any blogger. From SpankBoss at SpankingBlog, a page of Blogging Tips: DO: Do blog every day. This doesn’t mean you can’t miss a day. It just means that, week in and week out, your visitors should find something new […]

This is focused on adult blogging, but a lot of the advice is really good for any blogger.

From SpankBoss at SpankingBlog, a page of Blogging Tips:

DO: Do blog every day. This doesn’t mean you can’t miss a day. It just means that, week in and week out, your visitors should find something new every time they come to your site — so they’ll make it part of their daily routine.

Don’t: Don’t fall into the trap of thinking traffic doesn’t matter. It does. Remember, you are building a personal brand, even if you never hope to make a dime from it. That means you want readers, and you want exposure. Again, why bother to blog if nobody reads? It’s a lot of time and energy; for most people, the rewards for that include positive feedback from as many real people as possible. Also, if you are blogging about adult topics, the traffic you’ll earn has a substantial economic value, because you could sell ads whether you choose to, or not. Eventually, people will start offering you money for your blog and your domain name. There are also practical benefits to having lots of traffic. If you link someone, and their server stats go through the roof, they are more inclined to link back to you.

Etc, etc.

Take a look. Some of the advice is great, particularly about things like having a blog roll, linking to other blogs, and commenting on other blogs. This is what brings traffic to your site. Worth a look for any blogger, but warning: it’s a sex blog and not really work safe.

(Thanks to Bacchus at ErosBlog for the link)

Chloe Goes Down

Wow. All I can say is, I want some of this (Thanks to Alexa): I have a such lust on for Chloe Sevigny and seeing her giving head, it’s, ah, stimulating. (If Alexa winds up slashdotted by traffic from that clip and takes it down, I’ll try to find another source for it, it’s worth […]

Wow.

All I can say is, I want some of this (Thanks to Alexa):


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I have a such lust on for Chloe Sevigny and seeing her giving head, it’s, ah, stimulating.

(If Alexa winds up slashdotted by traffic from that clip and takes it down, I’ll try to find another source for it, it’s worth the seeing)

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Survivor’s Ami, naked

Ami, the fake-breasted lesbian femme-fatal of Survivor Vanuatu, bare-ass naked. I guess these are from Playboy but I don’t know. About all I can say is — she looks as fake in these photos as her breasts look now. She’s a cutie now, but in this pics, she looks like a cartoon character, and not […]

Ami, the fake-breasted lesbian femme-fatal of Survivor Vanuatu, bare-ass naked. I guess these are from Playboy but I don’t know.

About all I can say is — she looks as fake in these photos as her breasts look now. She’s a cutie now, but in this pics, she looks like a cartoon character, and not in a good way.

Fake tits. Who thinks that’s a good idea?

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Spanking Art

I just wanted to put in a plug for one of my favorite dirty little blogs, Jennifer’s Spanking Art, “Young ladies firmly corrected, domestic discipline.” <a href="http://otkart.blogspot.com/2004/12/hard-work-for-old-chap.html" Yummy.

I just wanted to put in a plug for one of my favorite dirty little blogs, Jennifer’s Spanking Art, “Young ladies firmly corrected, domestic discipline.

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Yummy.

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Darkest before the dawn, baby

I’m not always a huge fan of Mark Morford’s column on SFGate. He’s a good writer and has stuff to say but his gimicky style sometimes obscures the weight of what he’s saying. However, this column on how the next sexual revolution is imminent is a thing of beauty. Here’s my suggestion: let them have […]

I’m not always a huge fan of Mark Morford’s column on SFGate. He’s a good writer and has stuff to say but his gimicky style sometimes obscures the weight of what he’s saying.

However, this column on how the next sexual revolution is imminent is a thing of beauty.

Here’s my suggestion: let them have it.

Just do it. Let the sexually bitter and morally frantic conservative groups now dictating governmental policy and FCC agendas and paranoid media attitudes have their time, their brief cultural burp, their little speed bump on the great and beckoning highway that will still lead us all, inexorably, irreversibly, though often agonizingly, toward grinning open-thighed progress.

Because here’s the fabulous thing: no matter what these faux-Christian groups do, no matter how hard they oppress and protest and clamp down, this is a road that leads, despite all dour headlines and sour prognostications otherwise, toward spiritual illumination, toward awareness, toward sexual openness and same-sex marriage and revelatory sodomy and free vibrators for teenage girls and lesbians kissing open mouthed in the streets. In Kentucky. In the daytime. On Sunday.

His gist is basically that today’s turn toward sexual repression is simply another of the usual waves of puritanism that preceds another major shift towards openness and freedom, akin to that of the 1950’s. And you know, I’m ready to agree with him. Our current government is going to make things worse for us in a lot of ways in the short term, but it’s hard to find a much better bad example than the Bush/Rove machine; we just have to give them enough rope, and eventually they’ll wind up in rope bondage to their own backwards ideas.

Go read Morford’s column above.

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