This video is too goddamned funny – The Landlord.

Posted after the cut cause I can’t get it not to auto-start.

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I’ve had no time to post, though in general I’ve been in a much better mood. My life, typically, is still in a state of constant upheaval (when, I wonder, does it get simple? Oh, right, when they shovel dirt over my face.)

So here’s something silly meantime, ’til I get time to put virtual pen to virtual paper and produce something virtually interesting.

This is old. But my kids are walkiing around singing it – and they know all the goddamn words so I had to look it up.

You have to watch this first, then you can read the words, which are almost brilliantly surreal.

Thus – The Llama Song

Ok, now you can read the words.

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I love MC Chris.

(swiped from the lovely and talented Merrick)

I heard the audio from this on the radio and I actually think it’s funnier without the video.

I was literally shrieking with laughter in my jeep on the way to work. I must have looked like a complete loon.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Blk35pDBhLI]

No idea how old this is, i never watched mad tv.

EDIT:

Youtube yanked this video (‘Dick in a Box‘) over a copyright issue.

Fuck them. Fuck NBC.

Link removed. Assholes.

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I’m not sure where this picture came from. But it rules.

And I have to say, I’m utterly and completely taken with the phrase “sugar tits“. Is it a kind of bird? A candy? a frosted fried dough confection?

You know, it’s the kind of thing I’d actually call someone, in a bar or in bed. You know it’s true – how many of you can hear me say it? How ya doin, Sugar-tits?

But aside from that – and, you know, looking great in a kilt – I’m not Mel Gibson. Trust me on that.

I post this only because it gives me a chance to use the phrase Brokeback Mounties. And who can resist. It’s an I’m a Lumberjack sort of story.

Two RCMP officers will finally get their man this summer, when Const. Jason Tree and Const. David Connors walk down the aisle and exchange vows.

It will be the first same-sex marriage in the Mounties’ history.

(Full Story Here)

Brokeback Mounties. Guffaw. Props to Mom for telling me about this.

This is one of those moments where you want to ask a parent, did you try saying your new baby’s name out loud?

The very fuckable if sorta over-rated Angelina Jolie, and her current man-slut, the also somewhat fuckable Brad Pitt, just had a baby – who you figure is going to grow up to be the best looking person who ever lived.

And they named this little person Shiloh. And that’s ok, I guess, when you think about all the really really stupid celeb-baby names we’ve seen lately – Banjo, Pilot Inspektor, Diezel Ky, Rumer, Tallulah and Scout, Jermajesty, Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily. I mean, you can just go on and on.

So Shiloh doesn’t seem that utterly stupid.

But then you say it out loud. Shiloh Pitt. Say it a few times. And it won’t be long til you make a spoonerism out of it. And it comes out Piloh Shitt.

Ok, I didn’t come up with this. That credit goes to Tabloid Whore (I love you, Tabloid Whore), with the headline SHILOH PITT TO ENDURE YEARS OF TEASING AS PILOH SHITT. But still, I cant stop laughing at it.