I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out

(Wrote this a couple days ago but could not post it due to some server trouble) Mmm, i love me some hockey. My first game of the season – solid success, close enough to be thrilling, but never close enough that i was worried. Final score, Sharks 2, Dallas 0. I love a good shutout. […]

(Wrote this a couple days ago but could not post it due to some server trouble)

Mmm, i love me some hockey.

My first game of the season – solid success, close enough to be thrilling, but never close enough that i was worried. Final score, Sharks 2, Dallas 0. I love a good shutout. I love a good hockey game. I love it best when they fight.

And the Sharks are off to their best start ever, in the whole history of the franchise.

Damn, I wish I could get season tickets, and, you know, a cool jersey:

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Self Review

Every year, around this time of year, it winds up being review time at my place of gainful employment, and I have to do the dreaded Self-evaluation-form. And every year i try to write a clever piece about it, to the effect that instead of this crap, i should get reviewed on what I’m I’m […]

Every year, around this time of year, it winds up being review time at my place of gainful employment, and I have to do the dreaded Self-evaluation-form.

And every year i try to write a clever piece about it, to the effect that instead of this crap, i should get reviewed on what I’m I’m actually good at.

Hilarity would then ensue.

Only every year, I wind up pissed off and time-short and never get it done. I’ve two or three partially completed pieces like that.

Fuck it. You people do it. Write me my performance review. I’m going to go gnash my teeth.