The Fuck-memes meme

From Fifth at Shoeless – Fuck Memes.      Reply to this post, and I’ll tell you one or two (maybe even three) reasons why I hate you.      Then put this in your own journal, and spread the hate. I love this. EDIT: New rule. After I tell you why I hate you, you don’t […]

From Fifth at ShoelessFuck Memes.

     Reply to this post, and I’ll tell you one or two (maybe even three) reasons why I hate you.

     Then put this in your own journal, and spread the hate.

I love this.

EDIT:

New rule. After I tell you why I hate you, you don’t get to respond. BECAUSE I HATE YOU.

19 thoughts on “The Fuck-memes meme”

  1. Carol Elaine-

    1) ‘Ordinary Goddess’ is an oxymoron; by definition a goddess is extraordinary. Your entire blog persona is then based on a lie.

    2) you have to be old as dirt to remember that damned battery thing.

    DarkNeuro-

    1) you put cherry sauce on chocolate cake. This is disgusting.

    2) You are dating a man who has an underscore in his name. You can’t scream fuck me sick underscore un in bed, it’s fucking wrong!

  2. AAG-

    1) You talk about babies. I hate babies.

    2) Too many goddamned flowers.

    Ben-

    1) Fuck off, I am too elvis.

    Circe-

    1) NO MORE FUCKING ANIMALS!

    Wait let me correct that. Fucking them would be ok.

    1) NO MORE GODAMNED ANIMALS!.

    2) No more talk about wine coolers

    3) you hate texas but you won’t leave texas.

  3. Rachel-

    1) You pronounce ‘dude’ like it has a damned Y in it. This makes you sounds like a canuck.

    2) You are a canuck.

    Gregg-

    1) You spell your name with too many damned G’s. Those things cost money.

    2) You live in texas. You should know better!

    Devil-

    1) Evereyone BUT you!

    TM-

    YOU HAVE NO MOTHERFUCKING PATIENCE!

  4. There’s a good list of reasons to hate me, but I mainly wanted to leave a comment to tell you I had a sex dream about you last night.

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