Last?

I’m playing with last.fm, which is kind of cool. I got a plugin for itunes that reports my listening habits (spyware I installed on purpose – really that’s a wrong idea but it’s still kinda cool). I’m working on a good way to do dynamic updates on my blog but haven’t found a good way […]

I’m playing with last.fm, which is kind of cool. I got a plugin for itunes that reports my listening habits (spyware I installed on purpose – really that’s a wrong idea but it’s still kinda cool).

I’m working on a good way to do dynamic updates on my blog but haven’t found a good way to do it yet. But then I haven’t tried very hard.

Still it’s cool to see the charts when I have iTunes shuffling at random all day.

One more day, then it’s vacation time. I’d be counting hours if I had enough time.

Shot!

For full coverage of this story, click here. WASHINGTON (AP) — Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and wounded a companion during a weekend pussy hunting trip in Texas, spraying the fellow hunter in the face and chest with shotgun pellets. Thank you BoingBoing and Charles. (People keep telling me these links are broken, but […]

For full coverage of this story, click here.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and wounded a companion during a weekend pussy hunting trip in Texas, spraying the fellow hunter in the face and chest with shotgun pellets.

Shot

Thank you BoingBoing and Charles.

(People keep telling me these links are broken, but they work for me – trust me though if they worked it would be REALLY REALLY FUNNY!)

Set the Wayback Terminal

There are a few of my readers who will look at this and say oh my god yes I remember that and the rest of you are too young or not geeky enough. But this is hysterical. A terminal emulator for OSX that acts like one of those old wyse terminals. I just downloaded this, […]

There are a few of my readers who will look at this and say oh my god yes I remember that and the rest of you are too young or not geeky enough.

But this is hysterical. A terminal emulator for OSX that acts like one of those old wyse terminals. I just downloaded this, and started having flashbacks to days in the computer lab (writing porn on flickering green terminals just like this).


Ldopa-1970-Small

(Cory just put this up on BoingBoing – Hey Cory, it’s Karl Elvis not Karl! — Props to Samsarra for finding this)

In your eyes I see a thousand lives, where do you come from?

In your eyes I see a thousand lives, Where do you come from, Where do you belong.      –Dave Davies, Where Do You Come From I look at my logs all the time – because I’m that kinds of guy, part OCD, part detective, part complete geek – who likes to see the man behind […]

In your eyes I see a thousand lives,
Where do you come from,
Where do you belong.

     –Dave Davies, Where Do You Come From

I look at my logs all the time – because I’m that kinds of guy, part OCD, part detective, part complete geek – who likes to see the man behind the curtain. The kinds of guy who needs to know how it all works.

Anyone with a sitemeter knows what I’m talkin’ about, though I also have urchin installed on the server, and run a couple other web-based counters and have in the past used tools like mint to track hits.

But whatever you look at, whatever slice and dice of the data you have, it’s still the same shit, who’s visiting, when, from where, and how did they get here?

There are several useful, interesting or amusing data points to be had from looking at web server logs.

The one that’s usually good for the most mirth is the google search string (and I use the term in the generic sense because we could be talking about hits from yahoo or msn or aolsearch or any one of a hundred other search pages). People search on the silliest, most amazing things, and someone, somewhere has to be collecting it all and will produce novels or art or poetry all based on such things. I look at my log now and see ‘wrist and had tattoos’, ‘dorothy parker’, ‘dirty stories’, ‘Everything up ’til the killing will be a gas’, and ‘pyro junkies’. And that’s just one sitemeter page. This can make me giggle any day.

But there are other things that are useful. I get to know certain hits by location. I know who’s likely to be getting me from illinois, from eugene oregon. A few from Austin. Certain key spots in Florida. Vancouver. A couple in town here, Sunnyvale, Santa Clara, San Jose. Key users in europe. Couple buddies in New Mexico and Arizona.

I know who these are by the ISP and the location (not always the location you’d expect, my home IP shows up as coming from a totally different end of silicon valley than I actually live in, something about how the ISP has things configured). I know by (sometimes) browser type, OS. For most of my friends, I sorta know when you’ve visited. I know partly because you’re the ones who hit without a reference from a search engine, or sometimes because you show as referred from your own blog (clicking from your blogrolls).

The ones that I ponder over though, and the reason for this post, are the ones I see regularly whom I don’t know. I puzzle over certain entities. Someone who hits me from Sunnyvale CA with an ISP listed as inktomi.com. No idea who you are, but I see you regularly. Hits from San Francisco, or from San Jose. You’re not in my mental list of readers I know. Readers in New Zealand. Readers in Texas who are not the usual gang of blogger-freinds (People from Dallas or from College Station). Kent, Washington. Buffalo, New York. Blackpool, Lancaster (I want to say, how’s that count of holes coming, but no that’s blackburn).

It’s funny because I feel like I should know who’s reading. I get a lot of hits from some of the strangest places, google and other blogs I’m bloggrolled on, places where someone will link to some entry like my one on jessie combs, or on driving my jeep in a kilt, or my old ‘what’s fifty-six’ entry. Those I understand though. It’s the ones who are clearly regular readers, yet unknown that always makes me wonder.

What I work on, can I have one?

It takes a lot of sexy to make me lust for a computer. Now, lusting after the flesh and blood, well, you know about that. And lusting after certain inanimate or mechanical objects, sure. I mean, look at my obsession with skull rings, or something like the car from Supernatural. But computers – well, you […]

It takes a lot of sexy to make me lust for a computer.

Now, lusting after the flesh and blood, well, you know about that. And lusting after certain inanimate or mechanical objects, sure. I mean, look at my obsession with skull rings, or something like the car from Supernatural.

But computers – well, you know, I’ve never owned a computer. I have one, but it’s a tool for work and pleasure, it belongs to my employer, and that’s fine. I’ve always gotten by with what I can scrounge from work.

For the first time ever, I looked at this machine and said to myself (Self, I said), I want that.

The new Apple MacBook Pro:

MacBook Pro

This is the outcome of the super secret product I couldn’t talk about last summer. This is what my team have been working on – the intel based macs – since April. And it’s cool to see it come out, and even cooler to think, this thing we make, it’s good and I want it.

Santa’s Little Whore

I love what I find in my sitemeter. I got hits today on the phrase “Santa’s Little Whore”. I love it. C’mere, Santa’s Little Whore, wherever you are!

I love what I find in my sitemeter.

I got hits today on the phrase “Santa’s Little Whore”.

I love it. C’mere, Santa’s Little Whore, wherever you are!

RE4

Ok, I’m on my second play-through of Resident Evil 4, and I have to say, I love this game. I’m not a huge video game guy. I lose interest in ’em pretty quickly for the most part. I don’t care about high scores. Never played a lot of donkey kong or mario, though I loved […]

Ok, I’m on my second play-through of Resident Evil 4, and I have to say, I love this game.

I’m not a huge video game guy. I lose interest in ’em pretty quickly for the most part. I don’t care about high scores. Never played a lot of donkey kong or mario, though I loved Asteroids, Tempest, Pac Man. I don’t spend a lotta time with my PS2. But I do love the survival horror games.

I don’t wanna do a full gave review – lots of sites have that. But I have to say, this game has more going for it in terms of sheer fun and creepieness than any other game since RE2.

It’s a winner. Great weapons, hard game play, some good puzzles. all sorts of new features, including the ability to buy and sell (and upgrade) weapons. AND a storyline that kinds-sorta makes sense.

Good stuff.

Santas and Hackers

So evidently sometime yesterday, a group of bad-boy hackers got in through a back door on our host server. They didn’t do anything that we can find other than to steal bandwidth to do a buch of port-scanning, though we’re doing a more complete scan. No harm no foul as far as moronoblogs are concerned, […]

So evidently sometime yesterday, a group of bad-boy hackers got in through a back door on our host server. They didn’t do anything that we can find other than to steal bandwidth to do a buch of port-scanning, though we’re doing a more complete scan. No harm no foul as far as moronoblogs are concerned, our database is free of corruption (well, other than that which we put there our own selves).

But I just wanted to tip the hat to Brandon who spent his friday doing battle with the forces of evil. As far as I know, he got the security hole plugged late last night, with very little help from me. Time for me to study up on security so I can be more use next time.


So I’d intended to (try to) repeat last year’s bad santa challenge, and do another holiday-themed dirty story. I’ve utterly failed at that, not even starting such a story. Maybe next year I’ll do better, but meantime, you owe it to yourself to read these wonderful tails of holiday depravity:

Because Papa Noel is a Bad Bad Man.

I’d love to have more to add to this collection, so if any of you feel motivated to write a holiday-themed erotic tale, by all means, do. They don’t all have to be santa-themed, nor even specifically xmas.

And I need to get myself writing again. It’s in there, I just can’t seem to get it out.

New Toys for Big Kids

So, I have this iSight web cam. And I never use it, even though, you know, you’d think I would. But I just download a new application that’s simply too much fun – PhotoBooth. I’ve been playing with this all day, when I should be working on my stupid self-assessment for my stupid review. But […]

So, I have this iSight web cam. And I never use it, even though, you know, you’d think I would.

But I just download a new application that’s simply too much fun – PhotoBooth.

I’ve been playing with this all day, when I should be working on my stupid self-assessment for my stupid review. But this is far, far more entertaining. It has a set of funhouse-mirror sort of effects that are just fucked up.

Read more “New Toys for Big Kids”

domain monkeys

I’m monkeying with my domains – changing dns from zoneedit to a local nameserver and so forth – so if you have any trouble getting to any of the moronosphere.com blogs (or editiong your own blog if you’re one of the bloggers I host), it should be temporary. Why? Just because I can. Ok, I […]

I’m monkeying with my domains – changing dns from zoneedit to a local nameserver and so forth – so if you have any trouble getting to any of the moronosphere.com blogs (or editiong your own blog if you’re one of the bloggers I host), it should be temporary.

Why? Just because I can.


Ok, I got all my domains (well, almost all my domains) migrated to my local dns servers from zoneedit. Zoneedit has some nice features (The ability to do mail forwards easily), but I got tired of getting bills for zones I didn’t have. I’m now using local nameservers hosted by the good folks at ThePlanet

I also registered several variants on my domain name, moronosphere.com – .net, .org, etc. Why not, I figured. They’re not all live yet, but eventually they’ll all forward to here, at least until I have reason to maintain more than one site. I’m finding the whole domain hosting thing very entertaining; I think something like Globe of Frogs and five minutes, a few clicks, and a small payment, it’s GlobeofFrogs.com, just like that.

Of course then I think, why’d I register that. But whattaya gonna do, sometimes you just can’t help it. It’s kind of a caps for sale thing. You Monkeys You!