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February 9, 2005
It's a coffee table book.
Larry: This is a real classic by Mr. Pinsky, it's entitled: "One Hundred Girls I'd Like to Fuck."
Mr. Pinsky: It's a coffee-table book.
Karl started this based on something from SFGate, although if you had to you could probably say this all started with Mr. Pinsky in Throw Momma From The Train. But what the hell, it's a worthy cause.
So. "The Top 10 Movie Stars I'd Like To Fuck (plus One), In No Particular Order Except for The Top Three":
1. Kate Winslet
2. Helena Bonham Carter
(oh, look, the makings of a threesome)
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Susan Sarandon
5. Christina Ricci
6. Iben Hjejle
7. Julianne Moore
8. Jennifer Connelly
9. Keira Knightley
10. Emily Browning (see? a round-up)
and the non-movie star bonus answer:
11. Monica Lewisky
and the "it's cheating to go back in time but if I could go back to 1966 and if I could get her to wear the Catwoman outfit" bonus answer:
12. Julie Newmar
Sigh.
Posted by ray at February 9, 2005 8:38 PM | Permalink
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Comments
Winslet -- Yes. Agree. Should have had her on my list.
Bonham-Carter -- once yes, now, no.
Sarandon -- she's an eternal. Sexy til she's dead. Ricci -- again, once, not now. She got all anorexic and creepy.
And of course, Emily Browning. I'll share her with you.
Monica -- Yeah. Not a bad pick. When you name is now a synonym for blowjob, yeah, you bet. Newmar's cheating but - one each, Julie Newmar and Ursula Andress, you don't really need any more than that to die happy.
Posted by: Karl Elvis at February 9, 2005 10:39 PM
I just checked out some recent pictures of Christina Ricci and you're right. Fuck! She's got Allie McBeal syndrome.
That's too bad. Why do people do that to themselves?
Posted by: rayinaustin at February 10, 2005 7:02 AM
Yep. But back in 98 or so when The Opposite of Sex came out, she was a taste treat. After seeing herself on screen, evidently, she decided she was 'fat'. Poor deluded girl...
Posted by: Karl Elvis at February 10, 2005 10:03 AM
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