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August 30, 2005
God DAMN it!
Shepherd Smith has been in New Orleans for two days now. Will somebody please tell him that Louisiana doesn't have COUNTIES, it has PARISHES.
Plaquemines PARISH.
Orleans PARISH.
Jefferson PARISH.
Not county. Parish. Say it with me. P-p-p-parish.
He also reminds us that the "twin spans over the Mississippi River have been destroyed, and people should evacuate to the Westbank." He doesn't even understand the very basics of the geography there. The twin spans which have been destroyed go across Lake Pontchartrain to Slidell. Get it? If the bridge over the Mississippi River had been destroyed, you wouldn't be telling people to go the Westbank, now, would you? Would you?
Buy a fucking map, retard. Borrow one from a looter. Something. Anything.
[All in all, though, FOX News coverage of Katrina has been pretty good. At least as good as CNN (OK, not saying much) and definitely better than the staggering ineptness of MSNBC. Just somebody please take Shep's microphone away from him and put him to work passing out MREs at the Dome, OK?]
Posted by ray at August 30, 2005 6:05 PM | Permalink
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