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December 29, 2005
Fuck you, you fucking fucks
Ashley Morris is my fucking hero.
Fuck you New York. You lose a neighborhood and get scads of federal aid. We lose an entire FUCKING COAST, and the freespending W administration finally decides to become fiscally responsible. And fuck you all for taunting the New Orleans Saints fans, who have to deal with playing a home game in the Meadowlands. Fuck you, you classless motherfuckers. New Orleans donates a fire engine to the FDNY after 9/11, and you give us shit. Fuck you, fuck your town, fuck your residents, fuck your politicians. You. All. Suck.
Fuck you, motherfuckers, we'll secede and join OPEC. Then we'll build our own fucking levees with help from the Dutch.Mail, call, email your representatives. You do not want to fuck with pissed off New Orleanians. We're the murder capital, bitches. We will rain that shit down on you. We do not play fair when you do not play fair.
That's DOCTOR Ashley Morris to you.
Posted by ray at December 29, 2005 4:09 PM | Permalink
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Comments
Tell Dr. Morris I definitely understand his anger. I am a native New Orleanean and have dealt with the same anger. But he is wrong about NYC not giving back. NYC firemen came down pronto to help the NOFD and the firetruck we sent to New York they sent back to us because they knew we had lost so many. Very good neighbors, indeed!
Posted by: doctorj at December 29, 2005 6:02 PM
Fuckin' A, Doc! But Doctorj is correct -- the New York poetry folks have been raising money, and taking in some New Orleans poets as well.
But the truth is, New York is just a symbol for the rest of America, the country that has sucked us dry since the Louisiana Purchase. The oil industry raped our wetlands for 90+ years, and ignored our congressional delegation's pleas for levee funding during half that time, which led to the levees caving in.
Bush et al. were all about swinging from the chandelier at Brennan's in the 70s, but when the bottom fell out in the mid-80s and much of the middle class decamped for employment in Atlanta, Houston, and elsewhere, they kept on squeezing and squeezing, and now we're just the empty shell they threw away.
You know, originally Louisiana stretched as far as Mobile. I think the entire Gulf Coast should secede, join forces with the Conch Republic and Caribbean nations, and station pirate ships at regular intervals between them and us.
R.
Posted by: nolapoet at December 29, 2005 11:16 PM
I says we go up there and take the fucking fire engine back. NOLA needs it now more than they do.
Long Live The Louisiana Republic/La Republic Louisianne
Posted by: Markus at December 30, 2005 12:04 AM
Here is my source for the taunting.
Let them freeze in the dark.
Posted by: ashley Morris at December 30, 2005 12:14 AM
Well, just as we'd hate to be stereotyped based on the stupidity of a handful of our people, we should not condemn all of New York for the actions of a few goons.
But still, that rant was damn funny, and I'm sure it felt just as good to write it!!!
Posted by: Tim at December 30, 2005 1:15 PM
Ashley definitely deserves hero status. And she must have set some kind of record for the most F bombs dropped in one rant.
Posted by: Quel at December 31, 2005 12:36 AM
The assholery of Jersey Giants fans is NOT indicative of how all of us real NYers feel. Giants fans are animals. They think a 'good' tailgate party is 6 guys, a keg and a 15 year old strung out on roofies. Giants fans also eat their own feces. Just a little FYI.
Happy New Year. ~LA
Posted by: LA at December 31, 2005 5:23 PM
Yeah , Let's go Jets. At least they're having an awesome season...
oh wait...
Posted by: Cooch at January 10, 2006 1:36 PM
the murder capitol of the world? the majority of murders committed are domestic. you're killing your own, dipshit. your threat would be valid if your murderers got together and decided to make NYC a target. good luck with that, New Orleans!
Posted by: shaun at June 23, 2006 7:38 PM
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