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August 31, 2006
Daddy's first pair...
...of motherfuckin' reading glasses.
Sigh...
Posted by ray at August 31, 2006 9:10 PM | Permalink
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Reading glasses? While distressing, that ain't nothin'. Ray, hon, I'm going to have to get bifocals. Soon.
Guess who is not amused.
Posted by: Carol Elaine at August 31, 2006 9:19 PM
Wow, you must be OLD.
Posted by: Ray at August 31, 2006 9:26 PM
Oh, you're thtill thexy.
Posted by: Hiromi at August 31, 2006 9:57 PM
Hey Ray, I just think it's so damn cool that you said screw vanity and just went for big ugly frames that make you look really, really old.
Gregg, ducking, running
P.S. They look cool, man. Plus, eye strain is not cool, and reading is.
Posted by: Gregg P. at August 31, 2006 10:46 PM
Viagra is next...
Posted by: Karen at September 1, 2006 8:02 AM
Next?
Posted by: Ray at September 1, 2006 10:07 AM
First goes your sex life, then your vision, then your memory, and I forgot what goes after that...
Posted by: ashley at September 1, 2006 10:16 AM
I need them too, and resisted. But by God, I'm fat, bald, and over forty, so fuck it. It's not like the scales weren't tipped to Old Farthood long ago.
Posted by: greg at September 1, 2006 10:34 AM
You know what I need?
Muthafuckin' bifocals. How punk rock is THAT?
Posted by: Elvis at September 1, 2006 10:41 AM
It's OK, Ray. Glasses get ripped off and tossed across the room along with everything else.
Posted by: TravelingMermaid at September 1, 2006 11:46 AM
Dude, you DO NOT look happy, there.
Posted by: Whirly at September 1, 2006 9:16 PM
argh..... takes me back to the day i gots me first prosthetic limb.. teak she were... argh ..damn ye formosan termites....
Posted by: jolly roger at September 2, 2006 12:55 AM
termites love wood.
Posted by: termite at September 3, 2006 2:45 PM
Heh. I made it to 43 before I needed reading glasses. I feel your pain.
Posted by: Stan at September 4, 2006 10:59 PM
...and what happened to your eye?
Arrr, 'twas me first day with the hook, y'see!
Posted by: Elvis at September 5, 2006 11:05 AM
Welcome to the club, Ray! (But you still have bitchin' ink.)
Posted by: Bozoette Mary at September 5, 2006 1:48 PM
Generally, I find that men who wear specs turn my head far more often than those who don't. So you've just gained points in my fuckability book.
And no, you can't read my fuckability book.
(That is, unless you keep working the thexy librarian look and I lose my resolve.)
Posted by: Miss Syl at September 5, 2006 9:07 PM
Hey Ray, you still have a great sense of humor even with reading glasses. So, no worries, eh? However all this bi-focal talk makes me sqeamish so I'll be going now.
Posted by: Kelly at September 7, 2006 3:54 PM
Miss Syl, gotta agree with you.
A good-looking man is just a good-looking man. But give me a good-looking man with wire-rimmed glasses...
(Please. Give me a good-looking man with wire-rimmed glasses.)
Excuse me, I'll be in the corner, growling at Ray's picture...
Posted by: Carol Elaine at September 7, 2006 6:07 PM
(BTW, Ray, in response to your comment up there, yeah, I'm old. I'm FORTY. Wanna make somethin' of it?)
Posted by: Carol Elaine at September 7, 2006 6:09 PM
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