The debut bout of the Big Easy Rollergirls takes place this Saturday, at Blaine Kern’s Mardi Gras World in Algiers. Doors open at 6pm, show starts at 7. Tickets are $15 and it’s guaranteed to be a blast, so come out and cheer for the most badass architect/MILF on eight wheels, Little Miss Ruffit:

Goddam, I wish I could be there for that.
I’ve never been to roller derby. It sucks to be so culturally deprived.
Ruff! Ruff! She’s hot.
Damn all those amazing roller chicks! Makes me wish I’d learned to roller skate.
I’m too uncoordinated on wheels though, so I’ll just stick to heals.
Man, I wanna see some o’ that ass-kicking MILF action.
no wonder you don’t want to go back to Texas.
Roller derby rocks! Iused to watch it when I was little and wanted to be one of those chicks!
That is so uber cool! Dang, I hate to miss it.