Finally, fake boobs you can use.

Gina forwarded this to me, and suggested I inform Karl immediately.

Busty mousepads

Busty Mousepads have a built-in wrist rest in the form of gel boobs.

Ergonomics have always been very important to me. My birthday is in April.

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Why wait til april?

I'd love to see HR's reaction if I got one of those.

Since it is helping your ergonomics, I don't think HR could complain. If they did, you could take them to court!

do they have them in the form of testes too? -s

Wow.

Of course, the technology exists now to do away with the mouse entirely. Laptops come with tracker balls. What I'd like to see are the tracker ball gel breasts. You could navigate the cursor on screen by feeling up the fake gel breast. you could squeeze the nipple instead of left clicking.

And for Sarah, the scrotum sack mouse that hangs below the table is an sbsolute must. They won't move around like real nuts do, but hey, can't have everything.

Hell, buck, the ibm thinkpad has one like that, or used to, with a little tiny thing like a nipple in the middle of the keyboard instead of a track pad or ball. I always liked that. Though it may be just because I thought of it as a clitoris.

Which was funny when I was in a group at work and I'd say ...something something the clit... and they'de all look at me funny, and I'd say ...I mean, the, uh, the nippe thing, the, uh, the button... After a while I had half my group calling it the clit.

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