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Butted

I was on my motorcycle yesterday at a stop light behind a car. When the light turned green, the driver tossed his butt out the window right in front of me. Thankfully, the butt arced to the right and rolled away.

This sort of thing used to piss me off because I hate litter. But in addition to forcing others to live amongst their refuse, butt-tossers are also for chrissake throwing fire out the window! You can ignite shit with it! You can start fires in drought-stricken areas and burn holes into motorcyclists! Being a new rider, should that thing have landed in my lap or something instead of bouncing off me, I'm not sure my skills are good enough to both keep control of the bike and get rid of a flaming object on my person.

Gee, I can't wait until I ride behind a person trying to get rid of the extra ice in their Big Gulp.

Comments

...or spitting tobacco. It is, after all, Texas :-)

Or that family in the SUV that's dumping the McDonald's cup filled with their 4-year old's pee.

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