Oct 202007
 

What kind of (Deadwood) Cocksucker are you?
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You scored as Al Swearengen

You have carved out your powerbase from the mud under your feet and you’ll be damned if some cocksucker is going to take it. You know how to play the fancy politician’s games, but you know how to play things the frontier way too. If that means getting blood on your hands, so be it. (Al Swearengen is played by Ian McShane)

Al Swearengen

88%

Alma Garret

69%

Cy Tolliver

69%

Trixie

63%

Doc Cochran

56%

Calamity Jane

56%

Seth Bullock

50%

Joanie Stubbs

38%

Mr Wu

31%

E. B. Farnum

25%

On my first try I was Seth Bullock. I like this result better. In reality I’m somewhere in between.

I am, actually, distantly related to the real life Al Swearengen – no lie.

(thx to my One True Love, miz Chelsea Summers for the quiz.)

  7 Responses to “Big Al”

  1. I’ll skip this quiz. I like the last one I took where I was called a whore, better than being a cocksucker. But this works for the guys!

  2. Well, because I’m a girl, I came back as Calamity Jane. Whom I totally am.

  3. I don’t watch this show, so I have no idea what any of this means but:

    First result: Seth Bullock
    Second: Cy Tolliver
    Third: Alma Garret
    Fourth: Calamaty Jane
    Fifth: Joanie Stubbs

    It goes on, but I figure that’s about far enough down. Translation?

  4. DBD, I think you missed the key word Deadwood and got distracted by the word Cocksucker, which, in context, is an insult, or something like it.

    Syl – um – it sounded like you said you don’t watch deadwood. But that couldn’t be possible, it being the BEST TV SHOW EVER. There’s no way you could have missed it.

  5. Ha.

    What’s up, Doc.

    Doc was my favorite character…I’m happy. (And I didn’t cheat to get it. ;) )

    Thanks,
    E

  6. Actually I’m with Miss Syl… I don’t watch this show. But I don’t watch enough tv at all. So *I’m officially insulted* and NOT! There is one way that the term “cocksucker” gets applied. Sometimes it’s a compliment… (In this case I’m just out of the loop)

  7. Ok, but Alma Garret as number two? That’s the percentage we need to look at.

    Let’s talk, Widow.

    kissykiss,
    chelsea g

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