One can add only three words to this.
“What The Fuck”
(I had to move this after the cut because for some reason it totally fucks my formatting in safari)
EDIT: Greggggg found more words: here’s the story behind the real 911 call. I knew the call was real but didn’t have links to the details. The best thing about this new story is the way one of the co-anchors snorts with laughter off-camera.