Every year, around this time of year, it winds up being review time at my place of gainful employment, and I have to do the dreaded Self-evaluation-form.
And every year i try to write a clever piece about it, to the effect that instead of this crap, i should get reviewed on what I’m I’m actually good at.
Hilarity would then ensue.
Only every year, I wind up pissed off and time-short and never get it done. I’ve two or three partially completed pieces like that.
Fuck it. You people do it. Write me my performance review. I’m going to go gnash my teeth.