This is one of those moments where you want to ask a parent, did you try saying your new baby’s name out loud?
The very fuckable if sorta over-rated Angelina Jolie, and her current man-slut, the also somewhat fuckable Brad Pitt, just had a baby – who you figure is going to grow up to be the best looking person who ever lived.
And they named this little person Shiloh. And that’s ok, I guess, when you think about all the really really stupid celeb-baby names we’ve seen lately – Banjo, Pilot Inspektor, Diezel Ky, Rumer, Tallulah and Scout, Jermajesty, Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily. I mean, you can just go on and on.
So Shiloh doesn’t seem that utterly stupid.
But then you say it out loud. Shiloh Pitt. Say it a few times. And it won’t be long til you make a spoonerism out of it. And it comes out Piloh Shitt.
Ok, I didn’t come up with this. That credit goes to Tabloid Whore (I love you, Tabloid Whore), with the headline SHILOH PITT TO ENDURE YEARS OF TEASING AS PILOH SHITT. But still, I cant stop laughing at it.
Oooh, that poor child.
Oh Yeah. I’m laughing just reading it! Good one.
Oh dear lord. It’s funny because it’s true.
I remember way back when while I was pregnant thinking of a boys name. I liked Caleb ALOT! My husbands last name was Lorber. Caleb Lorber caleblorber caleblorber. Yes we nixxed it cause who wants to be a Blorber. Thank god it was a girl.