I meant to post this yesterday but it’s even stupider to post it friday and still call it thursday.
Stupid Memes. I don’t remember where I found these but why not blame Fredlet anyhow?
| the Provacateur |
| VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK You’ll crack on anything, and you’re often witty, even caustic, about it. Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You’re transgressive, and you’ve got a seriously sharp ‘edge’–maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you’re one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don’t, they think you’re an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock – Lenny Bruce – George Carlin  The 3-Variable Funny Test! – it rules – If you’re interested, try my best friend’s best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece |
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| The Expatriate Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic |
| Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would’ve left the country.
One bad scenario — as I hypothetically project you back in time — is that you just wouldn’t have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don’t interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I’m gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.  - it rules – |
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Official Survivor Congratulations! You scored 65%! |
| Whether through ferocity or quickness, you made it out. You made the right choice most of the time, but you probably screwed up somewhere. Nobody’s perfect, at least you’re alive. |
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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored as New Democrat. New Democrats emphasize fiscal conservatism, and have a strong preference for the free market. They believe in small-scale programs that provide targetted help to those in need, while working with the business community.
What's Your Political Philosophy? |
I’m “The Wit”
(71% dark, 38% spontaneous, 21% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you’re probably an intellectual, but don’t take that to mean pretentious. You realize ‘dumb’ can be witty–after all isn’t that the Simpsons’ philosophy?–but rudeness for its own sake, ‘gross-out’ humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.
Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it’s also the best, in my opinion.
You probably loved the Office. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart – Woody Allen – Ricky Gervais
Hm, it says I scored 71% dark up top, but then down below it says in the individual breakdowns I scored “over 93% on darkness.” I know I’m all gothy and all, but I don’t think I’m *that* dark, am I?
Well imagine that: Shock Jock. And with these pipes, I guess I missed my calling.
Hoo Hoo I invented lesbians, Robin.
Nice work on that, whirly.