Oct 262005
I have to post this, only because that first line should win an award:
LOS ANGELES – The red and cuddly Sesame Street Muppet Elmo has learned a new lesson: ‘H’ is for handcuffs.
Yeah, that’s my kinda muppet.
I'm after rebellion
I'll settle for lies
I'll settle for lies
See the last name of the arresting officer? Coincidence?
I think not.
Did I mention my dilemma about flying to san diego? I was wondering if I couyld get on an airplane with handcuffs in my carry-on, or if I was going to have to check a bag…
You’ll have to check the handcuffs. Be prepared to be searched. Other options include get a set in SD and then gift whoever the lucky girl(s) is(are).
That first line is PRICELESS. Mmmm… Elmo as a leather slut. I can get behind that.
And here I thought Mr. Snufflupagus was the one in hiding . . . for something.
I come from a long line of furry law enforcement officers.