I may be Waiter Rant’s biggest fan.
I’m standing on the shore of a tropical island when a beautiful blonde, in a skimpy white bikini, emerges from the surf like Venus Rising from the sea. I admire her long legs as she sashays suggestively towards me.
“Hi,” she says breathlessly.
“Aren’t you that guy from the Waiter Rant blog?” she asks, beads of water glistening on her ripe full breasts like diamonds.
“Why yes – yes I am,” I reply suavely.
“I think bloggers are so sexy,” she teases playfully.
I’m at a loss for words.
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